Malvern Hills, Cotswolds

In light of my new mission to get back into shape (round is not the shape I'm intended to be), I've decided to take on climbing Britain's mountains. Having already conquered Snowdon in Wales and gearing up for Scafell Pike in England's Lake District next weekend; I've elected not be too hasty and so planned to revisit to the Malvern Hills.

To the Hills!

I suggest you drive to the Malvern hills as public transport can be a wee bit tricky. To find the trail, start by parking across the road from the Kettle Sings tea room and restaurant. (Just input the Kettle Sings into your sat nav/GPS). This car park is a Pay & Display and costs £3.00 Note: P&D does not accept notes and does not give change!

 Now for the fun part: (THE CLIMB)

Allow at least three hours roundtrip for the hike from the Kettle Sings (turn right at the top of the hill and follow the path along the other rolling hills southbound) until you get to the Malvern hotel, cross the road (449) and pick up the path on the other side. This path is paved at the beginning and slightly steep. (Not wheelchair accessible, I'm afraid).

On your way to the Herdferdshire beacons there is (I think it’s called the British camp P&D area) a small shop where you can buy snacks. Also Malvern hills hotel is here and open for food (a bit more up scale than the Kettle sings). Not ideal if you’re going in muddy after the climb. Note: don't get too muddy or they will make you take off your boots at the entrance!

After your ramble back across the hill tops, have tea (and cake: go ahead you earned by now) at the Kettle Sings. Be mindful it’s hard to get into around noon unless you have reservation. Sit by the windows for a view of the rolling hills and overlook the little town of Colwall below. You might even see some wildlife (other than cows). On that note...

Beware of cowpats (cowpies in America) and the wind. There is little to no cover up there on them 'thar' hills. As always, bring rain gear – this is after all England and it will probably rain.

Want more adventure?

Little Malvern Priory

 Visit the monks at the nearby monastery in Little Malvern if time permits. The Little Malvern Priory dates back to 12th Century. With lots to do, I'm sure you'll enjoy your time in the Cotswolds!