American Woman in London

I was asked multiple times today at work if I was Canadian. Do I look Canadian? Surely they don't think I sound Canadian. Never call a Canadian an American, they get soooooo insulted. I've been told that I have a verra soft accent. What's that mean, eh? It's not as if I go aboot adding 'eh' to the end of all my sentences now do I, eh? Och, aye! So the Norwegians think I'm Scottish and the English think I'm a bloody Canadian..what gives, eh? Then, when I do come back to the States, every one there thinks I've an English accent. Would y'all make up yer mind? ;-)